spooky-kitten:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning I break my legs.
And every afternoon I break my arms.
At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

spooky-kitten:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin.

Every morning I break my legs.

And every afternoon I break my arms.

At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

(Source: extrasad)

tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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mattys1975:

"stay, stay, stay"

mattys1975:

"stay, stay, stay"

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

(Source: eastsidetrends)

If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding.

—Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via zackisontumblr)

(Source: mumfordslionheart)

25 Things Every Woman Should Have By The Time She Turns 25 - Brianna Wiest

hsirg:

So I was scrolling through Facebook few days ago and came across this interesting article and got me thinking… shit, I’m getting there and most of these are so foreign to me…ugh. The life of Grish…

25 Things Every Woman Should Have By The Time She Turns 25

1. Enough confidence to…

nataliyaromanoff:

"If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!"